The Adventures in a Timeline of Marc

so i had a great day to day!

soo many stories. to many to say here, now. but i wil shar this tidbit from yesternite.

it started when i learned that mine and my girlfriend's days off matched. I was bedding down for the nite, when i received the notice that tomorrow we should do stuff. she was reading while i had just stepped, dried, from the shower. i thought mabe i could be inticiting. i was try to finger out wat i anted to sleep in when i noticed all the really soft cosy things girls wear. It's always bothered me that differences in standards between women's clothe and men's. liek why did women wear long dressy dresses, so clearly designed to aerate the 'boys' of men. why women can buy and wear stuff from the "men's" isle, but a man doing the same was so bad. So as these thoughts passed my head, i began to try on her clothes, especially the tight and sexy. Needless to say, her face was a picture of worry.

in the end i learned that skirts are very comfy but dress are not; that boxers still make the best lose underwear, while briefs are aborently uncomfortible yet bikinis are a soft as they are supportive; and men have no use for bras. also that my girlfriend has an inherent worry that i'm going to leave her for some man now.

but seriously, what ever material they make women's underwear out of they should make men's briefs out of too.

...moar next time?
who knows!
thats The Adventures in a Timeline of Marc.
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-marcus, the creepy writer.

this is a story of a man

this man was a traveller by nature. he love the wind and the rain and the sun and all things that came and went with them. as it happens, in his travels, the man came to a great crossing. a fork. the path he could follow or the river. he sought a hillside to ponder. upon the hill sat a great rock. it was the most beautiful rock the man had ever seen. it was not precious ore from which this stone's beauty arose. rather the way it had been torn from the very earth and shifted and scarred bestowed it a sublimity unmatched by anything the man had ever witnessed. so awed was he, the man vowed to stay by the stone until... well, until even he didn't know.

the man had never seen such an unmoving object that was so well travelled. he lived by the rock. sat with it and watched the setting world. told it jokes, shared secretes. he would run his fingers over the moss on the rock's soft north side and caress the deep unhealed scars of it's southern. he would lay his back on the rock's warm western face and read long passages from his favorite tomb and some times from his own dairy. those were special times. in return, the rock kept him sheltered well against storm, as a small cavern it provided on it's eastern side. from there the man could wake each day to the river below. it kept him warm with the many game of deer, rabbits and more from the woods. feed well, too.

for many years the man lived with this rock. often other travellers would wander by going each their own way. each would stop and look out from the hill and breathe the rock's beauty before embarking once more. often the man would stare into the eastern sky and watch with tearied eyes the freeness of the stars, of the seasons, of the sun and moon and wind. he would stare down at the restless waters below in curiosity. where did that water go? for where did it come? he would lay a palm on the rock. it needed him and he could not leave it. "someday, someday," he told him self each night.

this story is not yet over. the man still waits, for what? he is unsure.

switch up

so tonight i decided that we needed something new in our apartment. so, i pooled my roomates from the vast corners of our flat and we played a game of Clue (tm). it was fun... for a while. then with the game finished, we discussed our stratigies and logic thurough the game.

then we each returned to our areas of the flat.

dodidily doo.
dodidily doo.

same ol'
same ol'

Sukiyaki western Django

oh my goodness!
the best movie ever EVER! i saw last night.
sukiyaki western Django.
buy it
watch it
by anymeans necessary.


that's my official endorsement.
-marcus

KITTEN!

i have a new kitten!

so, sorry about the delay in posting but i've been having a intermitten internet.
also, i've downloaded the first 3 seasons of american dad. in a legal and non-fraudulate manor having paid the creators and producers for their intellectual proporties.

...so, you know. thats been whats up.

thats all for now.
laters, marcus