A collection of thoughts unbound and scrawlings in the life and times of Mr. Wordy

Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Adventures in a Timeline of Marc

so i had a great day to day!

soo many stories. to many to say here, now. but i wil shar this tidbit from yesternite.

it started when i learned that mine and my girlfriend's days off matched. I was bedding down for the nite, when i received the notice that tomorrow we should do stuff. she was reading while i had just stepped, dried, from the shower. i thought mabe i could be inticiting. i was try to finger out wat i anted to sleep in when i noticed all the really soft cosy things girls wear. It's always bothered me that differences in standards between women's clothe and men's. liek why did women wear long dressy dresses, so clearly designed to aerate the 'boys' of men. why women can buy and wear stuff from the "men's" isle, but a man doing the same was so bad. So as these thoughts passed my head, i began to try on her clothes, especially the tight and sexy. Needless to say, her face was a picture of worry.

in the end i learned that skirts are very comfy but dress are not; that boxers still make the best lose underwear, while briefs are aborently uncomfortible yet bikinis are a soft as they are supportive; and men have no use for bras. also that my girlfriend has an inherent worry that i'm going to leave her for some man now.

but seriously, what ever material they make women's underwear out of they should make men's briefs out of too.

...moar next time?
who knows!
thats The Adventures in a Timeline of Marc.
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-marcus, the creepy writer.

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