Treibly sorry

Hola! loyal readers.
Sorry about the absence of posts.
I came down with a case of the swine flew.
thats right. i didn't mistype. You see, a while back i discovered this pig, Herman. Anyhoo, we took him in for shelter. We had planned to send Herman to a friend of my mom who has a farm being that the swine had no brand or ID marks. Well, on tuesday I found out that Herman had escaped from a genetic research centre. And the guys in the black van that stopped by to retrieve him didn't seem very nice but, being the patriotic folks that I am I choose to return Herman. we didn't even mind their guns waving about and threatening remarks. Of course when we couldn't produce the pig, I took a totally uncoerced ride with them to their lair. i'd tell you about the trip, but i chose to wear a blindfold. i awoke sometime later, in a heated, rodent free cell.

long story short, if you've ever wondered if you might sleep with that jerk in the bar who told you: "when pigs fly" Well, i hope you saved their number.

In unrelated news, Thanks to Fro for his contriubtion to the Munhousen tale. I'll post the next instalment tomorrow.